January 2012
HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR. ✌(◠‿◠)
We're all going to be such messed up parents.
ilove-spongebob:
virtualanomoly:
Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:
Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.
YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.
Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.
Music shall be your life. Rock out always!
And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.
Lol, who would have sex with me.
When you accidentally click on a link, and know... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
When you get into a fight..
autumnbelle:
madeulaugh:
This is how you think you look:
But this is how you really look;
Click here for more laughs!
I laughed
Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION ARMS WIDE OPEN
WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
That dumb bitch who posts a stupid love status...
princess-clark:
excuse-my-charisma:
Dayumm ! she got knocked the fuck out !
I'm about to tell my crush that I like him.
It’s one of the hardest shit to do. So, can someone wish me luck?
Imma try to say it indirectly. To avoid awkwardness.
*takes a deep breath* aww shit, I’m scared.
D:
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
"2012 please be good to me"
the0rigin:
2012 is only a year, 365 days. It’s nothing more than that. The only way you can make 2012 good to you is through yourself. It’s up to you and how you take things to determine if it’ll be a good year or not.
Good luck this year.
December 2011
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
